Best Person Competition

Actress Angelina Jolie listens during a Congressional briefing by the Global Business Coalition on HIV/AIDS in the Capitol in Washington September 28, 2005. The GBC is hosting events this week in Washington to applaud companies active in the global AIDS fight, to coordinate the private sector response to the AIDS pandemic and to meet with Congressional Leaders on how to build opportunities for business and government collaboration on HIV/AIDS. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

I don't know what annoys me more, that she's winning the "Best Person Competition" she and I are currently engaged in, or that she has no idea that she's even competing. Dammit, Jolie. You're far too worthy an opponent. I'm not even friggin' close.

My humanitarian efforts for the year: NOT hitting any homeless people with my car.

Angelina Jolie's: Curing AIDS and saving bunches of babies.

Well, it looks like we're running neck and neck there, folks. It's gonna be a tight race, that much is certain.